After Ang Tunay Na Lalaki Writes His Dream Dictionary by Nick Carbo


“I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.” ― Jarod Kintz


Wrists: You crave intimacy and do not know how to express it.


Sharpies: Something is wrong and you desire to hide it. Red Sharpies: You think someone is being an idiot and needs correcting. Yellow Sharpies: You would rather annoy said person than help them.

Reddit: You probably have homework to catch up on. Or you simply wish to watch others look like fools.

Facebook: You have no life.

Raindrops: You are content with life. Thunder storms: Life is going terribly wrong. Sun-showers: Life is good.

Video Games: You stayed up too late. Video games mixed with reality: See Facebook.

Purple paint: You wish to be Justin Bieber with his enslavement of screaming pre-teen girls. Black paint: You wish to rid the world of previously stated plagues.

Microchips: You fear the world is leaving you behind.

Telephones: You miss your lover.

Chess: You are not yet satisfied with plans you are making.

Fire: You wish to rid the world of evidence that Twilight existed. Blue fire: You will get in several fights with Twilight freaks today.

Snow: You want to cuddle.

Microwaves: You are in love.

Freezer: Your heart is broken. Open freezer: your heart is about to break. Broken freezer: You are about to break someone’s heart.

Marshmallow: You are tired. Mini-marshmallows: See snow.

Knives: You are in a fight with your lover.

Razors: You are depressed. Seek help.

Pineapples: You will win the lottery.

Hot Chocolate: It is time to decorate for Christmas. Dark Hot Chocolate: It is time to take down decorations.

Death: You should wake up so you aren’t late.

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About Robin Elizabeth

My name is Robin Elizabeth and I'm 21. I do not create with my own ability, but with the gift God has given me.

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