After Ang Tunay Na Lalaki Writes His Dream Dictionary by Nick Carbo
“I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.” ― Jarod Kintz
Wrists: You crave intimacy and do not know how to express it.
Sharpies: Something is wrong and you desire to hide it. Red Sharpies: You think someone is being an idiot and needs correcting. Yellow Sharpies: You would rather annoy said person than help them.
Reddit: You probably have homework to catch up on. Or you simply wish to watch others look like fools.
Facebook: You have no life.
Raindrops: You are content with life. Thunder storms: Life is going terribly wrong. Sun-showers: Life is good.
Video Games: You stayed up too late. Video games mixed with reality: See Facebook.
Purple paint: You wish to be Justin Bieber with his enslavement of screaming pre-teen girls. Black paint: You wish to rid the world of previously stated plagues.
Microchips: You fear the world is leaving you behind.
Telephones: You miss your lover.
Chess: You are not yet satisfied with plans you are making.
Fire: You wish to rid the world of evidence that Twilight existed. Blue fire: You will get in several fights with Twilight freaks today.
Snow: You want to cuddle.
Microwaves: You are in love.
Freezer: Your heart is broken. Open freezer: your heart is about to break. Broken freezer: You are about to break someone’s heart.
Marshmallow: You are tired. Mini-marshmallows: See snow.
Knives: You are in a fight with your lover.
Razors: You are depressed. Seek help.
Pineapples: You will win the lottery.
Hot Chocolate: It is time to decorate for Christmas. Dark Hot Chocolate: It is time to take down decorations.
Death: You should wake up so you aren’t late.